Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
tell me a story
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
about when you grew up in the forests
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
when i was growing up in the forests of hanham
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
i met a chipmunk called simon
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
he had socks made of paperclips
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
go on..
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
and a small chipmunk banjo
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
he played me a tune about leaves
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
and what did you do?
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
it was very beatuful and moved me greatly
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
t0o where?
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
but a record producer guy was passing and (^will you let me tell the story!) said 'ooh, that can be very well marketed' and simon thought 'this is my chance!' and scarpered off with him
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
so what haoppened next???
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
ok..
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
and i tried to warn him, i said 'simon, dont do it dude, dont sell out to the man, the corporate bastards will only destroy you!
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
but he wouldnt listen, he thought if he got famous enough he'd be able to change he world
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
but then he started on the acorns
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
and things went downhill
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
ooooh noooo!
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
the music suffered
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
the image was lost
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
the record label dumped him
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
that wasn't the cheery uplifting tale of woodland folk that i thought it would be..
When the moon burps, jupiter looks on disgusted says:
do you want a happy or sad end?
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
ummm]
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
happy1
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
!!
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
ok
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
so he went back to live in the woods, with nothing but a small battered suitcase made of bark to his name
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
but oh, when he returned!
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
the whole woodland had come together to welcome him back
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
!!!! yaya!!!
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
they sang the song that had got him discovered
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
and simon realised that he didnt need to be famous to make the world a better place, he jsut needed friends
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
the end
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
awwwww that was lovely
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
thank you
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
not bad for spontaneity, eh?
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
wasn't he still an acorn-head though?
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
nah, they got him clean
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
no it was brilliant!
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
forest rehab
Voodoo Bryan Hedgehog says:
*nods sagely*
When the Moon burps, Jupiter looks on disgusted says:
and that was the tale of simon